3 definitions by oxmix

morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

Bippy

A nuclear holocaust.

Quick get the general, there's one big bippy coming our way.

by oxmix October 20, 2003

Mother Trucker

The matron saint of the Teamsters. Viewed as a diety, her image is often visible on the mudflaps of tractor trailers.

As he roared into the night, the last thing visible on Earl's rig was those Mother Trucker mudflaps.

by oxmix October 21, 2003