Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 7, 2021

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Larses mor er neger

lars: hvaså monobryn

Noah: Din mor er neger

by lars din mor er neger September 22, 2020

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Mors Mutual Insurance

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button

Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021

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A twist on the traditional "bow chicka bow wow" but with a Mormon twist. Refers to teen Mormons who wanna have sex/date girls but can't because they're religion restricts it and they are pressured by other Mormons.

Mormon: "I wish I could get laid, but I'm Mormon so...."
Guy: "Bow-chicka-mor-mon"

by Ethan92 October 16, 2007

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