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MohMoney 

MohMoney

1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons

2. Used to describe something of high value

3. Renown

4. Illustrious

5. Esteemed

7. Flamboyant

6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.

For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."

He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.

See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
Friend 1: Hey Moh Money, did you want to come over and chill with your boys tonight?

MohMoney: Is that shit popping?

Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.

MohMoney: Is their girls?

Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM

MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
MohMoney by SeanShizzleJr September 25, 2013
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A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.
Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.
moroney by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017
Lame, weak, unfun. Prudish, straitlaced. No fun allowed in the name of the Mormon Lord. A person (especially a hot girl) who refuses to show any skin. A roommate who gripes if you play an r-rated movie. A grandmother who gripes about your bride's spaghetti-strapped wedding dress. The list goes on...

See christiany
She was being mormony wouldn't come because she got off work at 11 on Saturday and didn't want to make Jesus mad by partying on his day.
Mormony by Freakin' a August 1, 2010

Mormoned 

When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.
You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.

"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"
Mormoned by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

Mormondy 

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy
(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

Inspector Moroney 

This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.
"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."
Inspector Moroney by busyhands March 12, 2010
Always happy, peppy, MORMON, and being the best u can be! Also, smart, well-liked, the leader in the pack, and ALWAYS STAND UP FOR THEIR RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT!!! Also, is known around their campus as religious
Man, Karen asks so mormony sometimes, with the whole jello, and
young women stuff
mormony by Karen Macias March 29, 2008