"Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) 

Verb. Did something with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that would be considered a sin by the 12 Apostles if both people who did the thing are not both: 1) members of said Church; and 2) members joined in holy matrimony under a sacrament of said Church

Tbh, she's a jack Mormon, but she went to BYU like most all the rest of the family, and all I'm saying is she spent the night and I would be lying if I didn't admit that the host might have "Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) before the sun came up.

"Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) by Seldom Seen Smith December 3, 2020

mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

mormon deathstar by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

Mormon Dormon 

The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.

I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.

Mormon Dormon by soldier's girl September 20, 2010

Mormon drunk 

A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.

"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"

Mormon drunk by onifikcuhp July 6, 2013

mormon drip 

when you hang out with hot mormons girls or guys before any of your friends you then have mormon drip.

person 1: Hey girl! do you wanna go to that krazy party??? with all the mormons?

person 2: oh for sure! i want that mormon DRIP!

mormon drip by gilw December 1, 2018

mormon docking 

The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.

(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.

mormon docking by trust me, I am a docker. January 11, 2011

mormon drive by 

When a Mormon cums on all his wives faces in a row.

Did you hear Tim Mormon drive byed his wives?

mormon drive by by Swopx July 15, 2015