A Mormon who lives a secular life in a large metropolitan area, and is unable to comprehend that someone else doesn't believe what he/she believes and they try to convert them anyway. Most Mormoids live in the Utah, Idaho, Arizona region.
"Sister (your last name here), the spirit told me ... (their story here) ... you could come to church with me this Sunday / Would you like a visit from the bishop? / should I send the missionaries over?" - a mormoid trying to convert you.
by obsessivelittlemonkey September 19, 2007