mormoid 

A Mormon who lives a secular life in a large metropolitan area, and is unable to comprehend that someone else doesn't believe what he/she believes and they try to convert them anyway. Most Mormoids live in the Utah, Idaho, Arizona region.

"Sister (your last name here), the spirit told me ... (their story here) ... you could come to church with me this Sunday / Would you like a visit from the bishop? / should I send the missionaries over?" - a mormoid trying to convert you.

mormoid by obsessivelittlemonkey October 2, 2007

momroids 

Steroids for aging mothers of overscheduled children.

I'm going to need some serious momroids to recover from that soccer tournament.

momroids by WordBastard May 20, 2014

Mormondy 

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

Mormondy by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 12, 2021

Mormodon 

The Mormodon is a relative of the Bolognasaur and is a direct ancestor of the Mormon. It is widely believed that Mormons herd these Mormodons to this day as this would be one of the only ways to feed their massive families.

-Dude, did you see those two guys with white shirts and black ties walking that massive animal?

-That, my friend, is a Mormodon.

Mormodon by Rokmonkey August 6, 2011

mormaid 

to make. made. making.

1) I will mormaid the team.
2) We mormaided a call for pizza.

mormaid by wow.done January 6, 2010

Borck Mormidi 

scientifically proven to have the worlds smallest penis
Albania number 1

that guy is a borcked cunt, I think his name is Borck Mormidi.

Borck Mormidi by 8e5tsrgxfcgvhbkguitdhxgcn mvj, October 22, 2018