morisco

the art of combining an italian and a jew to form a geeked-out gamer with straggly curly hair and a gaping cake hole.

I had a Morisco moment when I had the uncontrollable urge to eat gefilte fish and raviolis while playing 18 hours of tetris on my TI 5000. All of this while avoiding showering and getting my hair cut.

morisco by Playwickian April 7, 2005

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Mortscoop

The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's "scoops" end being inaccurate.

It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse.com and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.

"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"

"NFL.com's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."

"MORTSCOOP!"

Or, alternately:

"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."

Mortscoop by Mortscoop January 23, 2009