mopery

Exposing yourself to a blind man

by Mitch Kumpstein January 17, 2003

mopery

"indecent exposure in the presence of a blind person of the same sex" is mopery

person 1:(walks into dads home naked) "DAAAD IM HOME!"
person 1's dad:"Is that you son?"<walks into wall because he is blind> is an example of mopery

by (KILGORETROUT)Vonnegut Rileya March 28, 2009

mopery

Loitering while walking. Hanging out in an environ, i.e. a particular block; moving so as to avoid arrest on more traditional loitering charges. Mopery is not a real charge or violation of the law, but a descriptive term, stretching the legalities of loitering, which would include staying in one place.

So you are convicted of mopery, not loitering.

by poleece January 02, 2006

Mopery

Verb; acting suspiciously. A police slang word for a non-existent crime. A derivative of the noun mope.

I'm about to pop that dude for mopery with intent to gawk.

by excop January 08, 2015

Moperi

The crime of exposing yourself to a blind person.

Justin "mung" DeWitt was arrested today for moperi at the old folks home.

by jmungnasty January 02, 2012

Pro-Mopery

In favor of exposing yourself to a blind man.

Do you support mopery in your campaign? Yes, I am pro-mopery.

by Slim-Jim04 July 09, 2007

mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009