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Moonstar-Moonie
Moonstar-Moonie is a very cute, alien-cat thing. Her species is Starrcat, and she is the only one of her species. She was born from a dying star, and she was also destin to be a hero. Some physical details about her are lavender colored wings with crescent moons on them, praying mantis-like claws on her back, cat ears, antennas, and a big, fluffy, floppy, moppy tail. She’s very sweet and kind hearted, and tries to help others. She’s also psychic too. She has two other forms, Corruption and Midnight. Corruption is the depressed form of Moonie, while Midnight is the edgy and teenage like form of Moonie. But the real Moonie is absolutely amazing, and wonderful. She’s the most sweetest thing in the world ^*^.
Moonstar-Moonie is so sweet and kind! Her hugs are big and fluffy. She loves the stars and the moon too. Oh you have no idea how cute she is! Cute lil psychic cat!
Moonstar-Moonie by Forever Moon April 23, 2019
Moontard
The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.
Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009