moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.

Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.

moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

moosehole 

(noun)The big brown eye that everyone has on their posterior a little up from the legs.

Don't stick that in your moosehole, it will hurt and surely get stuck.

moosehole by EHJ September 7, 2008

mooshlovely 

Used to describe something that is so wonderful and beautiful that one cannot think of any other word to describe it. Beautiful/wonderful beyond words or comprehension. Words only attempt to describe the beauty or wonder of the thing one is trying to describe.

"Mooshlovely" is originally from a book called "The Mirror of Merlin" by T.A. Barron. In this book, a creature, called a ballymag, uses the word MOOSHLOVELY to describe his home, which is a beautiful crystal cave that, according to the characters in the book, is "like a womb." (91) But even "womb" doesn't describe the ballymags' home. Finally, Merlin and his friend decide that it's just one of those things that can't be explained in a single word. The ballymag proves them both wrong and gives them the perfect word: mooshlovely.

'Young Merlin:It's so lush, so verdant, so rich in here. Like a garden. No, no, more like...a womb.

Hallia (Merlin's friend):Yes. Like being inside of a womb.

YM:Even that doesn't quite describe it. Maybe it's one of those things that simply can't be reduced to a word.

Ballymag:Wrongfoolish. There be a verilous, perfectsay word."

YM:All right then. If there is a word, what is it?

B:Mooshlovely.'

QUOTED FROM THE CHAPTER TITLED "THE WORD" FROM "THE MIRROR OF MERLIN" BY T.A. BARRON, PAGES 91-92

mooshlovely by cosmicmuffin November 10, 2008

moosehoof 

Moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, Moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose's hoof. There is usually sweat inbetween where the "toes" meet. Moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.

"Thats fat slut's cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. damn that bitch was nast.

moosehoof by SAmm January 12, 2004

moosehoof 

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!

Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?

moosehoof by Anonymous June 9, 2003

moosemove 

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".

"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"

moosemove by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

Moose Hoove 

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.

Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.

Moose Hoove by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009