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moose spread

a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.
"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor
by numbah one amish skanksta September 7, 2008
mugGet the moose spreadmug.

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