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moose knuckle 

Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.
Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.
moose knuckle by ryder69 October 11, 2014

moose knuckle 

“did you see tiffany at the rink last night? she had a massive moose knuckle eh?”
moose knuckle by rickymcschnicky October 23, 2019

moose knuckle 

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
moose knuckle by ExNWPers July 8, 2005

Moose knuckle 

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Moose knuckle by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

moose knuckle 

When a man has a camel toe because he's wearing something really tight.
Mark proudly showed off his huge moose knuckle in his red bike shorts.
moose knuckle by charlesramsey September 6, 2013

moose knuckle 

when an obese lady has camel-toe
that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle
moose knuckle by bob joe's October 16, 2012