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moose kiss 

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled
Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!
moose kiss by ignignokt6 June 2, 2009

Mouse Kisses 

Too kiss someone sweetly on the nose to show affection.
Girl: Adam was so sweet last night. He gave me little mouse kisses when we were watching the movie.
Mouse Kisses by rainbowonmyparade December 8, 2011

Mouse Kisses 

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.
Mouse Kisses by deadmemory July 10, 2019
moose piss- a mixture of Vodka and taboo
This moose piss gets u pissed well quick man
moosepiss by NemeSiS May 15, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004