Urban Dictionary: moose kiss

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1.	moose kiss
	buy moose kiss mugs, tshirts and magnets verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?! mose kiss mooose kiss moose kisss moose kis mose kisss assface atm by ignignokt6 Jun 2, 2009 share this
2.	moose kiss
	buy moose kiss mugs, tshirts and magnets 1. A kiss from a moose. 2. A kiss in which a person licks the entire face of another person. 1. That moose just gave her a moose kiss. 2. My girl was talking so i gave her big old moose kiss kiss lick moose face tongue by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Jan 24, 2009 share this
3.	moose kiss
	buy moose kiss mugs, tshirts and magnets the exact opposite of tea bagging but a girl does it! jsut think a big old sloppy vag on your face will your sleeping! that was a sloppy moose kiss! by Tucker Braund Apr 16, 2005 share this


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