Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

moontimes

"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin

joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.

moontimes by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

Famous Mortimer

Famous Mortimer is the fictional director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie") appearing throughout Mr. Show sketches. He appears only once, as a background character. In his one appearance, he was played by comedian Patton Oswalt.

Did you see that Famous Mortimer sketch on Mr. Show with Bob and David?

Famous Mortimer by Dj_kulture August 3, 2006

Moretime

Another phrase for "most likely"

"Yo b you comin' out tonight?"
"Moretime yeah"

Moretime by Elcon January 24, 2008

Mortimer Jordan 

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!

guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful

Mortimer Jordan by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020

Moretime

another word for ‘probably’ or ‘most likely’

Friend: Are you free on Wednesday or Thursday to meet up!
Me: I’m free on both days but moretime Thursday

Moretime by M1n7i July 10, 2019

cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ

my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

cessation of the moontimes by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008