moontang

poontang on the moon or in outer space

In the year 3 thousand..

Dibrikishaw: Yo Elmer i'm headin up to outer space this weekend for some poontang with my girl.

Elmer: Don't you be callin that intergalactic pussy poontang. Up on the moon we call that moontang.

Dibrikishaw: My bad nigga, but you know its better on the moon.

by richsingles69k March 9, 2010

moontang

Derived from poontang, moontang is the homosexual vagina, or anus.

As the homosexual viewed a passing man's buttocks, he exclaimed," Wow, I'd love to get me some of that sweet moontang!"

by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005

Moontang

A crazy mother %@#&er who is down to do anything. Usually a big kid that does ridiculous shit.

Dude that kid is a total moontang; he drank 8 beers, 9 shots of jack daniels, and smoked a FUCKTON of weed! hes crazy man.

by Parly 100 October 9, 2009

Moontang

Ass, or the object of anal sex.

where as her her knees were closed every 28 days, her moontang boasted an open door policy.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Moontang

Money, cash, etc.

"Man, I'd love too get some Maccas, but I have no moontang."

by JD Rockafella July 13, 2019