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Someone who thinks they're your best friend when you really can't stand them; someone overly eager, almost crazily worshiping the ground you walk upon; can also be a stalker. Sometimes they can be people who tell you how amazing you are, but still like to point out every single flaw and then add something like, "But I still love you" or "But you're still absolutely gorgeous!" Someone socially retarded. Also can be referred to as autogoober or a really obnoxious kid. The most annoying about moonpies is when they say "I love you," especially if you say "I love you too" automatically. Moonpie: Oh my gosh! Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Victim: Eh...moderately? I mean, I do so I don't get a gross unibrow or whatever. Moonpie: Oh my god, they're so perfect. You're perfect. Oh...except those three hairs right there. Victim: Umm. Moonpie: Can I hug you!? Victim: I guess... Moonpie: I love you! Victim: I lo--Thank you. Moonpie: I'm not annoying you, am I? Victim (coughs): No. Why would you think that? Moonpie: We should hang out sometime! Victim: Uh, OK. |
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When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie I gave that bitch a moonpie!
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When nearing climax during intercourse, lift the breast of your partner and proceed to ejaculate underneath her breast. Then mash it back down on her chest so that it resembles a moonpie aka marshmallow pie. "I gave Reagan a moonpie a few weeks back and now she won't even speak to me"
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cumming in a gurls ass yo josh i moonpied that bitch
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When you "moon" someone without having wiped your ass completely so that there is still some shit smeared on your anus. Hey, you guys! Andrew just took a wicked dump and is going to going to give that group of girl scouts a moonpie!
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The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass. Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.
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A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes! Whatever you say there Moonpie!
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n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night. Hook me up with a moonpie.
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