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Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run
Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go
Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021
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moondust 

The slang term for the powder of a crushed lortab, meant for recreational use (typically insufflation or mixing into an oral syringe).
Dylan: "Want me to crush the tabs for lines?"

Katie: "Nah boo, I've already got the moondust made."
moondust by Arienette Lynn February 26, 2009

Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a phrase commonly used to describe a person who may have a sexual attraction to a person under the age of 15.

If you sense the presence of a Moonlester in your surrounding area and you are under the age of 15, it is adviced that you leave your current location immediately

Pronounced: Moon - Le - Stir

Other meanings: Nonce priest
Guy 1: “I think there may be a Moonlester nearby”
Guy 2: “Oh No…. Run”
Moonlester by Fail. E November 23, 2021

miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.
Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026