A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"
by anonomous August 28, 2003
A more superior definition of the term sex. Can be used as a cover up term for it. The term you would want to use rather then saying sex. The term sex is so 2019.
Sentence:
Friends: Hey rob would you moonkey Marino after a long trip home.
Rob: only after a couple of drinks so I won’t remember
Friends: Hey rob would you moonkey Marino after a long trip home.
Rob: only after a couple of drinks so I won’t remember
by AR62 September 24, 2020