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A person who is full of themselves. A person who acts like they are better than anyone and super self-centered. No one really likes these people and they find them very irritating. They often can be found wearing popped collar polo shirts, backwards hats, and stone washed jeans. Further identifying marks are tribal tattoos and Cali stars. It has been believed that the mook population annually migrates to it's native breeding ground of New Jersey.
Rick: Hey what's wrong with that ET2 Delia, is he always a dick face?

Chet: Yeah he's always a fucking mook. Fuck him.
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a Class A Idiot

now before we get carried away thinking this word is new, very much not, i'ts said in 100's of classic TV shows and movies, from Stooges to Gleason, in the three Stooges its been used in the same way we use it today, they even went so far as to use it as the names of characters
Moe Howard as Dr. Mook Schlepper
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mook is an Italian-Americanism from the word "mucchio," meaning heap or pile.
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A publication that is intermediate between a book and a magazine.
"Gothic & Lolita Bible" is a quarterly mook and essential reading for anyone who wishes to enter the Lolita subculture.
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to put it in one word - a bastard.
or prick. or sum guy that shows off all the time about stuff.
Dizzee rascal vs Crazy Titch -
they had an mc battle n then Crazy T calls diz a mook.

diz - 'I'm not a mook, i kno wot ur thinkin ye, but I'm not a mook!'

and then it breaks into a fight.
After Crazy Titch releases the piss-take song - Jus' an arsehole in the tune of Jus' a rascal.Then diz did a freestyle to leanback to take the piss or Crazy T.
by -Loop- June 08, 2005
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Noun. A dumb male, typically young (18-30) and from the Northeast. Ignorant and garish, mooks are easily defined by one of a dozen characteristics listed in the examples below. Typically from Long Island or Northern New Jersey, mooks have spread into NYC, southern NJ, philly and boston. The capital of the mook world is the jersey shore in summer with spillover into atlantic city. Yankee stadium is (unfortunately) another cesspool of mooks. If you see a mook do not approach him, they are irrational and prone to violence. Simply observe from a distance, they are loud, you will not miss anything. If they approach you use simple generic phrases like "you see the game last night" or "im good bro" or "yeah ill be down at the shore this weekend" to dismiss them.
Other known names-
Benny or Bennie (bayonne, elizabeth, newark, new york)
Meathead
Ape
Gorilla
yellow tag (refering to NJ license plates)
631'r (long island area code)
hair gel
fake tans
Steriod use
Loudmouths- typically at sporting events and bars but not limited to these places (jersey shore, atlantic city, cheesey nightclubs, etc) The louder the place, the louder they get.
They love to fight- even without steriods
Baseball cap or visor in orientation other than straight forward
Italian (predominant but not exclusive)
Racist (towards everyone but themselves)
Man sluts- they will try to sleep with anything, especially skanks, mooks love skanks
Popped collars- especially on a pink polo shirt
Ed hardy Shirts/Affliction Shirts- A new craze amongst mooks
Striped Armani Club shirt- No mook is complete without their club shirt
Single letter gestures of communication; A- pronounced "eehhyyy"; O- Pronouced "ooohhhh"
Inflated sense of self worth- yes mooks think they are the greatest and everyone should love them
Leased 2 door BMW in black or white- Mooks may live with their parents but will still lease a BMW
Affinity for cheap beer- Mooks have no class and prefer the cheapest swill available. Most mooks also drink way too much.
There are many more but this should suffice if defining a mook. Remember these are bad people and should be avoided at all costs
by NYC non-mook June 17, 2009
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When you wear shorts with a velcro fly (ie boardshorts) and your pubic hair gets stuck. It hurts like a bitch
Fuck! Check out these mooks! My fucking pubic hair is stuck in this mook!
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