mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

Moobert 

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

mooberboating 

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

mooberboating by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017

moobes 

Man Boobes

That guy over there has very luscious moobes that I just want to squeeze.

pl. moobies

moobes by Luna678 June 20, 2009

Moober 

Comes from the Latin, Moob (man-boob),

A moober is someone (a man... usually) who, when running, there moobs bounce around.

Moobing is the act of running and your moobs bounce around.

God damn Colin, Your such a fuckin' MOOBER!!!!

or

OH my god!!
Did you see that moober over there!

Moober by grungerguy November 14, 2007

MOOBER 

A genius, particularly regarding financial matters, stock trading, and banking coin.

Are you following that MOOBER on that blog? He's a stock trading genius!

MOOBER by Schadenfreuder January 21, 2009

Flash Mobbers 

A group of people who just annoy the shit out of innocent people and sometimes "jump" them. These groups of people are usually found in the city, downtown, and public transportation. They are known for usually messing with skaters. Flash Mobbers have no relation to the other groups of people that appear from out of nowhere, to perform predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people.

I was having a bangin' skate sesh til' a bunch of flash mobbers showed up and we had to leave.

Flash Mobbers by couturemonsterr. July 5, 2011