monzoed 

to get anally raped by position of authority for no good reason

Bob: Hey george why so sad?
George: man I just got monzoed by the president
Bob: that sucks

monzoed by philfromphilly March 5, 2007

mongoed 

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

Monroed 

The act of totally screwing thing up.

Man he monroed it all up

Monroed by TotalMail June 18, 2013

Monroed 

It's when you click on something and instead you find a picture of President James Monroe

I clicked on a Lion King video expecting to see Lion King, but then I got monroed

Monroed by 8bitdude May 17, 2018

Mongoed 

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

Mongoed by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018