monthaversary 

instead, of the traditional yearly anniversary, a monthaversary occurs once a month and it is usually celebrated by younger couples who are grateful their relationship has even survived a month

Girl: Gosh I hope he doesn't forget out 5th monthaversary!

monthaversary by lizzy135 March 8, 2011

monthaversary 

n 1: The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance: a relationship monthaversary (monthiversary); the monthaversary of ones birthday (bithday).

2: A celebration commemorating such a date.

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n: the date on which an event occurred in some previous month (or the celebration of it)

In dumb down stupid terms: A monthly anniversary, though usually only used in context for the first 12 months

Today is the 2nd monthaversary of that nasty hurricane that hit two months ago

monthaversary by Alex Donaldson October 16, 2005

Monthaversary 

The reccurrence of an event on the same date every month. Like a relationship for instance.

Happy Monthaversary Jonathan!

Monthaversary by GabrielahSparx November 29, 2010

montvale 

the definition above this one is false. no survey was taken that says this. Looking at the logical trends however, it is shown that most of the montvale girls DO go to hang out with woodcliff lake cliques their freshman year. then, almost 90% of the montvale girls then return to their roots sophmore year (and for the remainder of high school), after realising that the woodcliff lake scene includes nothing but fake hollister-wearing, basketball-playing pussies, who try desperately to get with these girls and have no personality to do so.

Furthermore there is no such things as woodcliff lake friends. Just two or more people helping each other out for the moment. Dont believe me? call out one of the woodcliff guys. see if anyone is man enough to back him.

In montvale, if ANYONE is called out to fight, no matter who he is (as long as hes not a sell out), your going to have an army of montvale kids to face.

"hah cindy, im so jacked i went to the gym like four days in a row! look im wearing tight hollister clothes!"

"Your a fucking woodcliff lake tool, im going back to chill with my montvale guys... they got bigger dicks anyway."

montvale by THE VALERS March 1, 2007

Montvale 

A small town in upper bergen county.

When these costa-rican piece of shit twins movedd to monvale then fuked up everything. they are gigantic sluts and boys only like them becuase of their boobs. they destroyed montvale.

Montvale by dont worry about it ok? June 22, 2009

montvale 

a town in the northern bergen county region. it is in the vicinity of woodcliff lake, hillsdale, westwood, and rivervale. children of montvale are forced against their own will to go to high school with preppy children of the town of woodcliff lake. children of montvale have many deep friends, suburban culture, and a sense of reality; while woodcliff lake is filled with back-stabbing children who pride themselves in having tons of money. go to hell

montvale is great. woodcliff lake sucks.

montvale by aijedsf February 11, 2006

Montvale 

If you dare fuck with any Montvalers they will kick the living shit outta you. What i mean by this is that, if you start shit with any Montvaler, all of their friends will back them up (as mentioned above). Montvalers DO NOT get along with Woodcliff Lakers by any means. Woodcliff Lake is full of rich ass tough guys.

Montvaler 1 "You know that rich ass jew that lives on the hill?"
Montvaler 2 "Yeah I know him, what he do?"
Montvaler 1 "He was talking mad shit about you."
Montvaler 2 "Yo. Lets go get the crew and fuck him up."
Montvaler 1 "Haha, that fucking bitch is gunna get it for running his mouth."

Montvale by fajoses December 15, 2008