The team in the NHL with the greatest backing from the LGBT community. Mostly thanks to Montreal having one of the largest homosexual/transvestite communities in North America.
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"
#1: I heard the Montreal Canadiens are playing tonight.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.
by minkmcfeeget September 17, 2009
When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.
Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...
by M. P. Troyka July 30, 2007
A sex act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. This includes feces, urine, semen, blood, vomit, and tears. The mixture is than smushed with the buttocks until it is well mixed. It can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. At the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.
Fraser: Hey bebe how bout I give you a nice Montreal poundcake tonight
John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!
John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!
by D-Cent January 7, 2011
A variation on the Canadian Tuxedo (denim jeans, denim jacket and denim shirt) but with much tighter jeans.
by Jay Septoski October 19, 2007
Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.
by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009
The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.
My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin May 28, 2006
A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.
If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you
by Sexydimma May 20, 2016