the montpellier standard 

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"

The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard

the montpellier standard by icanhaz March 31, 2010

Montpelier 

Place where the all natural ladies run free, the pot head rule the streets, the hippies bathe in B.O, and oh yea its the capital of Vermont

Verb Montpelier

To smell

Montpelier by Bizzaro12345 February 22, 2010

Pride of Montpelier 

A lewd act in which vermont maple syrup is used as a sexual lubricant, specificaly when said syrup is licked off of one's nipples. Canadian maple syrup is unacceptable, and, frankly, disgusting.

I saw a video of Ben Johns giving some woman a Pride of Montpelier

Pride of Montpelier by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Montpelier 

Also known as Monty-P and Vermontpelier. The best city ever with the largest population of hippies, tree-huggers, "crunchies", and "granolas" in the U.S.

Will: What'd you do this weekend?
Jenna: Went to Monty-P and hung out with my crunchy aunt and uncle.
Will: You mean Montpelier?
Jenna: Nope. It's Monty-P. Get with it already.

Montpelier by TessaD April 18, 2011

Montpelier Strainer 

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.

Montpelier Strainer by godknowswho February 18, 2009

Montpelier, Ohio 

A shit whole in the Northwest Corner of Ohio. (See also: hell, shit hole, crap)

Damn man, why the hell do we have to do to that damn hell hole. Let's go to Bryan, stay away from Montpelier, Ohio all the crack whores live there.

Montpelier, Ohio by Karson18 March 10, 2009

montpelier 

the best place ever... the kids there are the shit and theyre all like my family. i hate coming back home from there it just doesnt compare.

i miss my friends from montpelier already and i havent even been home for 24 hours.

montpelier by jane doe November 2, 2004