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A term describing a man's sexual aura. Men with high levels of mansurity are sure of themselves and extremely confident. Any men with intense sexual pheromones would exude mansure or mansurity.
(Ex 1) With such mansure, I am always confident at parties.
(Ex 2) I have a high level of mansurity and it shows.
Mansure by The Turtlet January 9, 2007

Monstrey 

1) prime specimen of a male, who has qualities every man must obtain to achieve true greatness
2) to be harmed, caused physical or emotional damage
3) interjection used in instances of extreme joy
Darn I wish Marco had qualities like Monstrey, then he’d be awesome to the max.

Better run Craig, otherwise I am gonna Monstrey your face so hard your jaw is gonna shatter into a million pieces.

Upon receiving her Dr Pepper Jenna squealed, “Monstrey! My life is complete” in sheer joy.
Monstrey by empire of pandemonium November 6, 2008

mensurements

Falsifying the size of one's penis size to give the impression of having a big one.
Guy: 8 inches... flaccid!

Girl: Those are just mensurements. You're actually about 3" erect.
mensurements by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014
A most likely brother that calls you moisuren, and you call him moisure. Only nice brothers are able to be called moisure.
Hey moisure, wanna play some Roblox?
moisure by ACapybaraNamedGort March 15, 2023

Monstre in the closet 

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.
Monstre in the closet by Pure69 April 29, 2011

Monstresso 

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.
Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?
Monstresso by The Essentialist February 11, 2021