Mongtourage

A group of disabled /retarded people and the carers

How come they don't have to queue up at Disneyland? he's bought his whole Mongtourage along too. For fuck sake

Mongtourage by PAUL COOPS July 14, 2014

Monsturd 

Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.

"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"

Monsturd by Buck Wong November 29, 2005

Monsturry 

It's like a furry, but instead of anthropomorphic animals, they enjoy monster (or non-human) characters, anthro or not, of which are neither quite human or animal-like in appearance. Preferences vary from person to person.

Person 1: Hey bro, I think it's safe to say I'm a Monsturry now.

Person 2: Ay bruh what the fuck is a Monsturry?

Person 1: I just really like monsters and nonhumans, dude

Person 2: Oh shit that sounds cool actually

Monsturry by Mimuxus May 24, 2022

MONSTERBURG 

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.

Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!

MONSTERBURG by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009

monstur

Something scary. Really scary. Something so unbelievably scary, the 'e' in monster was downshifted by three vowels to 'u' in order to represent the degree of scariness of the thing in question.

AHHHH!!!! MONSTUR!! *bashes it with a stick*

The monstur on Trisha's card was super scary.

monstur by Scary Monstur October 4, 2005

Monsterburg Manor 

The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland

all sorts of craziness daliy at the Monsterburg Manor
monsterburg

Monsterburg Manor by doyac January 21, 2011

Montoursville 

The typical small town, special only because it uniquely belongs who all live or have lived there.

Known for being totally and completely bigoted and close-minded, our sporting teams are almost undoubtedly better than yours, so shut the eff up.

There's lots of nature around! Also, cannabis.

Dude, being raised in Montoursville made me a racist hippie.

Montoursville by hairballinmythroat11 June 8, 2009