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Moostache 

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?
Moostache by fligglepop July 9, 2021

moostache 

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.
Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.
moostache by Radishing July 30, 2012

Moostache 

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.
Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."
Moostache by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007

monostache 

A man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

A mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

Most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.
Damn Heindl has a big ass monostache

Damn how did that guy get a monostache
monostache by Farmerhater August 28, 2009

moosticles 

The large nuts contained in the sack of a moose.
holy christ, check out those moosticles! they're bigger than my head for fuck's sake.
moosticles by tittlebee May 18, 2009

monstache 

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.
Shaun - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!
monstache by The Owens September 24, 2007