talking to yourself in a long rant with no one listening
In a chat room, I monorant:

Me: So, dude, I was talking to her and she asked me what I thought about her hair. WTH, you can never win by answering that question. Since I have discovered some wisdom, I have learned to say "whatever style you currently are wearing, baby." That never works either. She gets mad and tells me I don't love her anymore. She actually started to tear up a little. So, I had to take a different direction and tell her that she looked hot (even though I really liked her hair longer). Isn't that just like a chick dude? Bro? Bro, you there?
by Silver Fox Chad November 10, 2010
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An underrated kickass band that's poorly know of outside of Japan, despite all their songs being sung in english.

They made a song for a popular underground anime called Ergo Proxy, titled: Kiri

The band consists of Anis Shimada and Ali Morizumi
Person A: Monoral knows their shit!

Person B: 'The fuck is Monoral??

Person A: SHAME ON YOU!!
by LodeSword July 28, 2010
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