monopod

One who is only in possession of half the number of testicles that is normally available to a man.

"Did you hear about Shawn Naidu?" "Yeah man, he's a monopod rite?" "WORD"

by varun saran April 13, 2007

Monopod

A single-legged support used to steady a camera or fishing rod.

One notable monopod is the selfie stick. I wouldn't mind it so much if the name didn't sound so ridiculous.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

monopodding

The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.

Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.

by 10labattj December 24, 2008