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Seagull monobrow 

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.
Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.
A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
Monobrow by Olaf Peterson October 1, 2004
Two eyebrows that join into one.
Look at that hobo over there, he's got a monobrow!
monobrow by Rit December 14, 2004
someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.
that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?
monobrow by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
It's a synonym for unibrow
A lot of girls get their eyebrown waxed because they have a MONOBROW.
monobrow by Jessa March 1, 2005
a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!
Monobrow by alli bear October 27, 2007