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1.
there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pronounced: MO-NNNNNIE

1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park

2)this short little flower will give nutrients and attire from her own back for a friend... especially if forced

3)cheerful and happy... you'd think monnies were on drugs. however, she lacks to share the wealth

4)tight with her family
one can view a monnie's behavior:

1)family closeness: will sleep w/ her son and daughter

2)can't park: finds it necessary to repark 3 times and travel around one's block to attain perfection

3)cheerful: monnies often finds it appropriate to bob head, like a doll on a dashboard. the sight of its happiness is quite amusing

by BlOwFiSh March 03, 2003
 
2.
A Monnie is the act of uranating, half concious, in the house (e.g. hallway) of a friend after a long night of getting wasted.
"hey you did a monnie last night xD"

"omg what??"

"we had to clean it uppp T.T"
by riverfool May 09, 2009
 
3.
Lil shorty whos cool up the dizope tho
its aight that shes a soccer mom cuz shes MY soccer mom!
ps: she likes foooood
i saw a monnie and i almost stepped on her but then i was like wow we dont wanna kill such a lil flower
by weeeeee March 01, 2003