Chad is chad which is why he monkey. He fought in the great monkey war. Between the Orangutans, and the Gorillas. It was a war where murder.
As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:
“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”
Chad later died of obesity
As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:
“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”
Chad later died of obesity
"For every great Monki there are chads and for great chad there are bad monki's but every monki has a good in it so never judge a monki by its first impression." -Zipez A great monki chad
by Furry Owo February 3, 2021
Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.
by Chris P May 20, 2019
A word used alongside a picture of a big monkey in memes. The first instance of this was a picture from the 2017 film Kong: Skull Island with a caption of
“OK SO BASICALLY
im monky”
“OK SO BASICALLY
im monky”
by Pastaism June 29, 2019
The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!
She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?
Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
by monkylover March 12, 2021
"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*
by Furry Owo February 3, 2021
Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.
by G Monkie May 27, 2009