MonkeyBurrito 

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.

Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.

MonkeyBurrito by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

Monkeybagging by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

monkeybating 

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

monkeybating by Malodorous June 24, 2016

monkeybrain 

1) The act of showing ones testicles to someone for amusement not sexual gratitude

2) When you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your balls

Im gonna Monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping

monkeybrain by michael lowe May 25, 2007

monkeybating 

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

monkeybating by Malodorous July 9, 2016