monkey style

Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.

He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.

monkey style by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003

Monkey Style

To prove to a know-it-all that just because you read it on the internet does not make it right. Ie., 3000 monkeys with typewriters could produce Shakespeare.

After she gave me her lame definition of shrimping, I went all monkey style on her, and fabricated some spectacular shite.

Monkey Style by Word Wonderer November 23, 2009

Monkey Style

The act of sex while one or both participants hangs from an object such as a pipe. It is very difficult to achieve sex while both participants are hanging, so I advise that it is done while only one person is hanging.

Man 1: I picked up my girlfriend last night while we were having sex, she grabbed a piped and hang on while I did her.
Man 2: Oh dude! You did it Monkey Style?!

Monkey Style by King Bologna May 16, 2009

Monkey Style

When a dude masturbates on his back with his legs spread eagle and quacking. Must yank penis violently every two to three seconds. (Pencil dicks recommended) To finish a monkey style one must rupture dick tissue and cum on one face.

Yo bro last night my girl watched me monkey style. It was gnarly

Monkey Style by The588th12 August 3, 2019

Monkey Style

The act of doing it doggy style, then quickly pulling it out and ramming it in her butt. After ejaculation, quickly pull out and she will then fart out a big wad of crap stained jizz. When she turns to look at you like WTF? you proceed to scoop it up and throw it in her face, just like a monkey.

Joe: Dude, I got freaky with you mom last night!
Frank: So she let you hit it Monkey Style?
Joe: Hell yeah, she loved it!

Monkey Style by Skud49 May 21, 2010

Double Fisted Monkey Style 

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

Double Fisted Monkey Style by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

Black Monkey Style 

when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.

Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.

Black Monkey Style by Jack Funky the Black Monkey December 13, 2010