monkey diving

when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim

damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!

by L-Beezy July 22, 2007

monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008