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Monkey Block Vote

To vote for one politician (monkey) to prevent an even more primitive and under-qualified "monkey" from gaining the office.

The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".

Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
Man, none of the candidates for the 2012 election are really fit for office. However, I gotta Monkey Block former governor Romney to keep him from making things worse.

Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.

Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.

Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
Monkey Block Vote by JoeVertical September 18, 2012
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monkey blocker 

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.
monkey blocker by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008

Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.
Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

black monkey nigga 

it is basically a person who has black pigments in their skin
My wife got banged by a black monkey nigga
black monkey nigga by the nice man69 September 28, 2022

big black monkey boy 

black person, ishowspeed
is very black and scary
he is such a big black monkey boy

Black Monkey 

Person 1: OMG ITS KSI

Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey
Black Monkey by LOGAN PAUL IS BENT November 22, 2019

big black monkey 

a scary monkey that is black, can't swim, and fast as fuck
omg that big black monkey stole from me!!!!!!
big black monkey by KarsCaulk December 1, 2022