as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

Mongoose

Similar to the term Mong, It is someone who people struggle to understand and don’t get how they can’t complete a simple task. They’re generally assumed to be in a vegetative state.

You fucking mongoose, how did you manage to forget to set an alarm?

by Elsa Jean October 4, 2021

Mongoose

The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.

(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose

by Ball_dont_lie May 30, 2021

Mongoose

a slang term for vagina.

Mongoose eats snakes.

by storm998763 December 13, 2009

Mongoosed

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.

When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.

by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010

Mongoose

One goose
Two goose
Red goose
Mongoose

Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?

by Mega Mango Wango June 27, 2018

mongoosing

From the verb "to mongoose"

Going around acting like a mongoose.

The gang went out mongoosing one night and ate a snake.

by Nire June 4, 2004