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Moneymaker

An inspirationally sculpted backside, often, though not inevitably, female--sufficiently compelling to disencumber the customer of his (sometimes her) money or good sense. In an golden age of amateurism, perhaps obsolete.
Put on your old grey bustle
And get out and hustle
For tomorrow the rent is due!

In the fields of clover
Let the boys look you over--
If you can't get five, take two.

(Shouted:) SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER!
Moneymaker by Buce July 14, 2005
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Chris Moneymaker 

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?
Chris Moneymaker by the-jerk July 23, 2007

Moneymaker 254 

A godly youtube streamer that is definitely on big brother and gets lots of peen.
Man is Moneymaker 254 here, he’s so gay.
Moneymaker 254 by Lakfifjfkdkxndo January 16, 2019

moneymaker

Yet another word for butt, booty, or ass. Probably derives from Jennifer Lopez and her famous backside.
She was shaking her moneymaker all over the place, and I got so horny.
moneymaker by Jeanette March 28, 2004

Moneycheese 

The term used to describe the pungent combination of aromas of coins and sweat, often present on the hands of grubby children.
"your hands smell like moneycheese"

"wash your hands Daniel otherwise you'll get the moneycheese"

"Don't give me your moneycheese!"
Moneycheese by Rebeccu October 11, 2017

Chris Moneymakers 

1. Oakley polarized sunglasses worn by the famous triple-chinned poker player, Chris Moneymaker.
2. Commonly worn to look "cool" and to coerce women into having sex.

Origins:
Term originated in late 2004 after long hours spent watching the World Series of Poker.
"Did you see CB with those Chris Moneymakers on? He was gettin all the breezies at the club!"
Chris Moneymakers by G January 21, 2005

Honeycakes 

An actress who is the absolute silliest! She is often found saying the word "meh!" very often, acting retarded, and sneaking up on unsuspecting honeypants. On any given night, you will most likely find her cooking and baking delicious food, working diligently on her homework, or cooking up a sexy surprise.
She is also the absolute hottest female ever to grace this planet. She has breasts that any warm-blooded man would want to build a summer home in.
CRICKEY mate! I think we've spotted us a honeycakes! You can tell because of her signature way of sneaking up on her prey. You'll notice that she has her hands sloped downwards, and they are at about breast level. I'd love to park my big Australian dick in between those luscious titties and build a summer home there! She's about to catch her prey...she got him! Now, honeycakes like to rape their prey before consuming them, and she's doing that right now. Her prey seems to really be getting into it. Now that she is done raping it, she seems to be running off, and acting like a...retard. This is quite odd in the animal kingdom, and you will only see a honeycakes exhibit such a behavior. What a rare sight!
Honeycakes by Teleboner May 31, 2010