The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.

Another way of saying Nigger without getting caught. Mondays = Nigger!

A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.