thigh-mulating 

an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.

In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.

Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.

thigh-mulating by deepfried.fish February 4, 2010

modulatin' 

chillin like a mafucka

"What it eia Benny"

"Nuttin, jus modulatin'"

modulatin' by Ron May 13, 2005

moulaging 

Type of dangerous sexual practice involving swiss cheese, a hammer, and multiple partners. Popularized in Nebraska and often done in public, release forms are required from all participants.

Frances is excited to go moulaging today.

moulaging by Moulager June 9, 2008

Omulating 

Omulating: premenstrual craving for an omlette or eggs in general

All I want is an omlette with lots of cheese and veggies. I must be omulating

Omulating by swishbaby February 25, 2010

moulting lava 

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava

moulting lava by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018

vomulating 

After you suck dick and vomit

OMG MOM I’M VOMULATING

vomulating by Penischocker June 4, 2020

Moralating 

When a self-righteous person tears into you with their accusation of lesser morals because you have a different opinion.

"Did you hear her moralating him? Man, he got ripped!"

Moralating by Moxygyrl September 8, 2020