Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.

Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.

Mompliment by D. Money February 24, 2008

Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

Mompernouse by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011

mompetitor 

A mompetitor is a woman drawn into the competitive arena of motherhood by simply giving birth to her first child. Mompetitors have ready access to height, weight, age of potty training prowess, SAT scores, and other personal statistics of their children so that they can compare with other mompetitors at any time. See also mompetition.

The mompetitors took their seats at the Honor roll assembly, each quickly scanning the program to count the number of awards their child would be receiving in comparison to the others.

mompetitor by Old Tweener March 6, 2011

Momolested 

The word Momolested means that the internet sensation MOMO is doing you in the ass or vice versa you are momolesting MOMO

Momo~ if you don’t kill yourself then I will come in the middle of the night to kill your family

You~ Momo if you dont shut the fuck up imma MOMOlest you then you would be MOMOlested!

Momolested by Momoisdaddy March 2, 2019

momplosion

Often moms after having kids explode into fatties.

Have you seen sarah latley? She had a momplosion.

momplosion by tuul75 April 10, 2009

Momulence 

A term of adoration for Mother, much like eminence.

"Forgive me your momulence, I did not realize you were nursing your child at this time."

Momulence by Tigertosser June 8, 2009

Mumple 

A dog that is chubby and cute.

Scout, the dog, is the quintessential mumple.

Mumple by Scouty93 April 24, 2012