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Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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momma didn't raise no branner 

another definition for "momma didn't raise no bitch"
means you're not afraid of a challenge
means you're not a bitch/wimp
conwarf: "dude will you go stick your hand in that fire?"
brian: "of course, momma didn't raise no branner."

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

Milk Momma 

Sexual act.
A woman allows her partner or partners to nurse off her while having sex. This is very easy due to the engorgement of blood to the breasts.
Girl: I'm a milk momma! Want to come over and have a drink?
Guy: Can I bring a friend or two?
Milk Momma by dragonsniper22 December 19, 2011

Not the Momma! 

from the television series, Dinosaurs, baby's favorite thing to say after he would hit his dad over the head with a frying pan.
Example :
baby dinosaur says , "NOt the momma! *Bam* Hits his dad over head with frying pan. "
Not the Momma! by senosenoshi September 16, 2009

mommabear 

a wonderful mother who is protective, but in a good way. she acts like a mother bear in all senses of the word; caring, protective, helpful, loving, powerful, strong, a refuge of sorts.
my mother has been acting alot like a mommabear lately, it's a nice change!
mommabear by hoffmannnnnn January 10, 2010