A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...

ONE WEEK LATER....

Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
by BadassFucker!! March 06, 2016
Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
by Princess fluffy butt March 03, 2016
Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
by Robojoe January 26, 2016
One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015
The incorrect spelling of "mum".
Kid: ur mom is fat lol nobody lieks u so shut up faget
Other kid: Learn how to spell, idiot. Your mum must've been banged by a rock to produce something as dumb and retarded as you.
#mum #mom #spelling #american #english
by Fag-o-tron April 17, 2015
The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign
#dad #sister #brother #grandma #grandpa
by gra gra October 13, 2014
Word used to answer any question or exit any unwanted/unneeded conversation in a humorous way.
Hey, what are you doing in ther.. "MOM!"
by Maplemafia November 16, 2015
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