Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

Mom's Dick by SnakAttack January 5, 2010

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity 

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide

Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity by Shin'ai April 21, 2005

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

Mom's dinner theorem by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

National Greta's mom day 

A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.

Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day

National Greta's mom day by fwefwfqwrgwegqwef November 5, 2022

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day 

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.

Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day by yomommathic April 18, 2020

Fuck Floop's Mom Day 

National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2

Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom

Fuck Floop's Mom Day by adolf gifler July 31, 2022