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molokhia 

Molokhia is an Egyptian soup that tastes very very good. It is sometimes eaten in other Middle Eastern countries, but mainly in Egypt. Molokhia is also known by the term "jew's mallow". Molokhia is somewhat like spinach but it is different. The soup is somewhat slimy but it tastes excellent. You may be able to find Molokhia at Middle Eastern restaurants. Molokhia goes really well with rice and diced potatoes in tomato sauce.
Ahmed: "Hey Adam, do you know where I can get Molokhia here in Lincoln? I've had it up to here with burritos and pizza. I miss the good old masry food"

Adam: "Yeah, man. I know how you feel. Apparently the nearest Middle Eastern restaurant is in Omaha. Good luck dude, and please invite me if you make some dude. I almost forgot what Molokhia was.
molokhia by Adel7 August 29, 2007
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Malokian 

a. inhabitant or decendant of an inhabitant of malokia
b. little stupid ass banging theifs
c. decendant of the great Father Damien
are extremely stupid and cannot swim, but will get into water to steal things possibly from other malokians who drowned previously. report malokians to your local I.Q. controll office
Malokian by ha ah ha November 4, 2003
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Molokhia 

Bashayer said it’s a sexual activity
including specifically sexual intercourse
Can i have molokhia with u?
No, my vagina is dead
Molokhia by Xxxxph March 5, 2021

Mookiato 

a cute furry animal that makes a cute screeching sound
my mookiato was curled up in bed with me
Mookiato by ducky78 April 28, 2007
Cool ass nigga . Funny happy chill and understanding
That's mah nigga molokai
molokai by bigolos May 17, 2018
A terminal illness that affects a total of one person in the world. Stemming from a late-night Minecraft session with the boys, Molobia is a cross between malaria and ebola that was presumably created by the U.S military for chemical warfare but the operation was called off before it could be used on a small village in Vietnam because it was dubbed to be a stupid ass decision. instead of misting it over the village in Vietnam, some STUPID FUCKING SOLDIERS decided that it would be funny to infect a single Australian with it because why the fuck not? the Australians are already fucked up as it is why not add another fucking virus to this godforsaken sand croissant. That one person that was infected by Molobia went on to make a fucking shitty youtube channel based on it and later died of non-Molobia related things (ass got rended by a fucking pen).
"ey chief I think I'm sick." "What makes you think that ya fat cunt?" "I shoved a jar of hot sauce up my ass." "Shit man you're gonna get Molobia from that m8."
Molobia by AssManNgl December 26, 2020
When you tell your bestie about something good that happened to you; a positive event; or good fortune in your life

a name for a best friend;

a variation of mookie
Very that, very mookiana!

Hey, how have you been mookie?

I’ve been great, how are you Mookiana?

Very mookilicious!
mookiana by dojathedragqueen December 16, 2025