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brian molko 

The incredibly gorgeous vocalist and guitarist of rock band Placebo.
The band broke through in 1996, and some where shocked not only by what one journalist called "Brians helium pinched groan", (I strongly disagree with those words, for the record) but also his shoulder long black hair, layers of makeup and tendency to favor mini-dresses as stage-wear.
His bisexuality was also fuzzed a bit about in many interviews.

He is said to have been amused by the fact that people thought he was a girl- and a good looking one at that.
He has said himself that people usually think he is "incredibly gorgeous or ripping ugly", and that is the way with his music as well. You'll probably either love it, or hate it.
His guitar playing is quite unique, and sometimes it just doesn't sound like guitar playing at all. Again, you'll probably either love it, or hate it.
His songwriting is said to be "that of a very disturbed, depressed person" or the work of a genius.

If you like one aspect- the voice, the music, the lyrics or the attitude, the chance is, you are going to love it all.

(This is the impression I have got from the articles I have read. And I have read quite a few of them.)
Have you heard this Placebo album? Brian Molkos vocals are really asome.
brian molko by Timo_ December 19, 2005

Molko Unit 

A molko unit (mU) is a unit of time first used by some magnet students on a visit to MIT, but has since then swept the east coast of the US. Most importantly, the amount of time that a single molko unit occupies is subject to change, which is what makes this unit of time both versatile and extremely annoying.

Problems can sometimes arise with molko units, as anyone can simply assign an arbitrary length of time to a molko. Therefore, statements regarding time made by molko users will sometimes lead users of the inferior second/minute/hour method astray.

To simplify things and cut down on confusion, experienced molko users tend to gravitate towards one certain length of time for the molko unit, called the Common molko. The exact value of the Common molko (Cm) is unknown; however, it is said to be somewhere around 4.27 seconds.

The origin of the molko unit's name is uncertain, but the widely accepted belief is that it was named for some second-rate anime/manga character by one of his fangirls. There are also some rumors of other related units of time, such as the decamolko, which is always larger than the standard molko, and the millimolko, which is always smaller. These are merely rumors, however.
Fred: Hey, you got the time?
Amy: Yeah, it's 10 to 2.
--Later--
Fred: Can I get the time again?
Amy: Umm... Oh, 10 to 2.
Fred: What?! How?!
Amy: Molko units are flexible and capable of frequent change. In my book, it's always 10 to 2.
Fred: ... Whatever, you need some help.

Moskosed 

When someone takes an embarrassing photo of a moment in your life that you would rather forget or not be made public.
Josh: "Did you see that picture of Mike last night with that stripper"

Ryan: "Yeah, he just got Moskosed!"
Moskosed by jluv316 April 3, 2011

Moliosis 

An ailment or chronic condition due to smoking, or exposure to high concentrations of nicotine and T.H.C (Tetrahydrocannabinol). Moliosis can occur from smoking T.H.C and nicotine, and has many symptoms including muscular atrophy, laziness, hunger, unquenchable thirst, dizziness, temporary paralysis, occasional irrational fear of water, etc. Although in its early stages of research, and not much is known about this disease, awareness must be raised. The word moliosis comes the stem mole- (tobacco and marijuana) and -osis, meaning functional disease or condition.
After smoking a big mole from the bong, Eno developed moliosis and passed out for 6 hours.
Moliosis by The Mole Man M.D. April 11, 2019

Brian Molko 

Brian Molko is the absolute ebodiment of the three letter naughty word we are too bashful to say. He is an outspoken, opinionated drop dead sexy flamboyant bisexual rock GOD and he sing astonishing lyrics while shredding his life out on guitar. The man is a genius, an alcoholic, a nancy boy, and a breathtaking musician.
Have you read the newest slash fic about Brian Molko/Steffie on RDB?
Brian Molko by Careenin July 18, 2008
a unique person who is strange and interesting. they can be very annoying and ignorant. typical known in western europe
Did you you meet my friend Salago? (aside: "He's a moloso!")
Moloso by senhorknowsitall October 17, 2009