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molk is a weired type of elf thingy, which kills random puppys cos it wants to.
When i got up in the middle of the night i found a DAYAM MOLK feasting on my puppys vital organs, but they have to eat, so im happy
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You, me, him, her, everyone. In simplistic terms, this is the easiest to define such a diverse and universal word. Means anything to anyone. To exaggerate this word, preface it with moo.
We are all moo molks on this blessed day.
by TotallyNotARealPerson12 April 06, 2017
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