by mellikesorangesoda February 6, 2009
1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing
Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.
by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011
You're moked.
That bitch is moked
That bitch is moked
by Arbi BZ December 8, 2004
Mixing weed with tobacco and then smoking it out of a bong. Another term for mokey and headrockers. You have to snap the whole bowl. This term is used in Marin County, California and all around the Bay Area. The town of Mill Valley, California is a place where everybody smokes mokes and says mokes not headrockers or anything else.
"Dude you wanna smoke some mokes after school today?"
"That moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes."
"THAT WAS A FAT MOKE !"
The Moke Out Mob from Mill Valley, California are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.
"That moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes."
"THAT WAS A FAT MOKE !"
The Moke Out Mob from Mill Valley, California are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.
by Moke Out Mob December 3, 2009
Sometimes incorrectly spelled 'moch', a moke is a bowl of mixed tobacco and marijuana, typically in a single snap of the bowl. Known for its intense, concussive high, a moke is a pleasant and cost-effective experience for the experienced stoner.
Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to):
-Mocha bowl
-Mole
-T-rip or T-snap
-Splice bowl
-Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke)
-Ripper
-Chop
-Slap
-Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb')
-Mokey
-Pop
-Scooper
-Spin
And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'
Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to):
-Mocha bowl
-Mole
-T-rip or T-snap
-Splice bowl
-Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke)
-Ripper
-Chop
-Slap
-Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb')
-Mokey
-Pop
-Scooper
-Spin
And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'
"Bruh, lets go take some mokes and watch Trailer Park Boys"
"There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke"
Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please"
Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir"
"Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie"
Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?"
Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock"
"I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"
"There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke"
Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please"
Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir"
"Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie"
Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?"
Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock"
"I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"
by Mokealiño June 29, 2015
Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed
There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed
There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
by MVC March 19, 2003
Hawaiian pidgin for: a big local "braddah"
Someone from Hawaii that is most or all of the following:
Hawaiian or Hawaiian mixed
Big!!!
Likes to scrap
Likes to drink
Drives a truck
Works construction
Longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs
Loves Hawaiian music
Loves to eat
Hates haoles
Goes offroading
Goes hunting (for wild pigs)
Owns a pitbull (or some other bad-ass dog)
Works Security/Bounces
Has a "Proud to Be Hawaiian" sticker on his truck
Cruizes at da beach on his day off
Lives in "da country" outside of the city
Someone from Hawaii that is most or all of the following:
Hawaiian or Hawaiian mixed
Big!!!
Likes to scrap
Likes to drink
Drives a truck
Works construction
Longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs
Loves Hawaiian music
Loves to eat
Hates haoles
Goes offroading
Goes hunting (for wild pigs)
Owns a pitbull (or some other bad-ass dog)
Works Security/Bounces
Has a "Proud to Be Hawaiian" sticker on his truck
Cruizes at da beach on his day off
Lives in "da country" outside of the city
Wut, you going Waianae side? Watch out get plenny mokes out dea! No act dumb!!
All da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!
All da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!
by JLiRD March 3, 2007