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mokan ( missouri/kansas) garbage man - verbal phrase- when you place your anal orphus against any other human orphus ( particularly the vagina) and fill it with air, or what ever happens to fly out. so that the air will be released at will for the other cotributing party to enjoy. ( side note ) you must have a tight seal between orphuses for maximum effect. a roll of toilet paper may be used for those having trouble connecting the orphuses for transferrence. also you may need antibiotics after this maneuver. use the roll of toilet paper for final clean up
while in a scissor maneouver with my girlfriend last night , i pressed my anal orphus to her vagina and gave her the old mokan garbage man!
by gonad the barbarion November 24, 2011