Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022
Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.
Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
by Poncho the God June 06, 2025
Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)
Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 06, 2025
A group who initially bonded over their love for bruising mint leaves and squeezing lime juice but then realised they were so much more than that. Mojito night quickly descended in anarchy. A hot spot for attempted murder by bula against lurin. Fat blems can be seen to cause projectile vomitting in 1/2 twins. Hells bells ring strongly through the night. One fine mol could not cease from dancing once she had taken just the smallest of tokes. Mojito night = chaos.
by spanyard January 24, 2020